REST DAY

OK---I'm not really sleeping but I did just watch this video

The Captain is clearly high as a fucking kite, and Toni Tennille clearly lost a bet to somebody..the wager being if she loses she has to get one of those horrible Dorothy Hamill insipired haircuts. In the meantime, the real magic in this video occurs at the :58 mark when the two stars of this fiasco (Muskrat Suzie and Muskrat Sam) descend down  from the heavens and land, superimposed, on Toni's shoulders. Those are real people underneath those costumes!!! Bizarre. Throw in the Captains Funky synthesizer lick around the 2:10 mark, and you officially have possibly the worst live performance in the HISTORY of TV. The only thing I can remember which was more bizarre than this was Lionel Ritchie's SUPER CREEPY performance in his "HELLO" video.

He plays a teacher who is basically stalking a blind girl. WTF was he thinking when he cast himself as the creepy teacher? The video speaks for itself but the MOST bizarre part of this video occurs around the 3:43 mark.
The fact that this creepy teacher has his student's home phone number is kinda creepy. Calling her at night is even more creepy. Not saying anything, after the blind chick picks up the phone,  for 6 seconds is EVEN more creepy. Not identifying himself, but instead belting out "HELLO!!!! IS IT ME YOU"RE LOOKING FOR???!!!!!" is just too fucking much. I think he proceeds to put the phone in his pants...but i might be wrong.

Mr Tam Ba Li De se ne moiya.. hey..jambo jambo may have fooled my Wife (Sarah thinks Lionel is a God!!!), but I think there is ample evidence that he was a creepy assclown who had a sweet voice and wrote a couple of good tunes...oh yeah..all while looking a bit like THIS guy. I'm going back to sleep.