ANOTHER REST DAY!!!! GO FIGURE

Day 5 of the cleanse. It's not that i'm actually hungry..I just miss the taste of food. This Madal Syrup/lemonny concoction is starting to taste like piss. (the term "piss" is what would be called a metaphor...a figure of speech not LITERALLY applicable...as I actually have no FUCKING idea what piss  tastes like). Anyway, after speaking to my Naturopath yesterday, he said i can have some very well cooked veggies and some Soup later, but no animal protein until Saturday. It's probably hard for him to imagine how badly I wanted to smack him, but being that my progesterone levels rival those of any women, I better listen to him before I start gettin' those bitch tits.

 The most painful part of this was hearing DaveFranklin talk about his experience at HARD EIGHT BBQ. I am heading to Austin in March for the PALEO FX GET TOGETHER to get a greater understanding of diet/health etc... but I'm really only going so I can get to that BBQ joint.

Anywaysssssss...onto a video. I saw this one a couple of months ago I feel it's important to take another look.

Once again the video speaks for itself.  If by chance any of you want to try this dance at home, please don't forget to casually mix in the many variations of "smashing your head against your partners ASS" from time to time. Something about this video makes my nuts hurt..I can't figure it out.